today's forecast

London, KY Weather!


May 30, 2007:
Just moved to London, KY . Now, this
is a city that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy
evenings. What a place! I watched the sunset from the porch while lying on a
blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.


July 28, 2007:
Really heating up. Got to 100 degrees today. Not a problem. Live in
an air-conditioned apartment, drive an air-conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this.


August 3, 2007:
Had the backyard landscaped with hardy plants today. Used lots of decorative rocks, and some succulents ...the yard is a breeze to maintain! No more mowing the lawn
for me. Another scorcher today, but I love living in London.


August 5 , 2007:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 degrees all week. How do people
get used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy because we're on a hill, but getting
used to the heat and humidity is taking longer that I expected.


August 7, 2007:
Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.)
What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson, though.
Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

August 12, 2007:
Morgan (our cat) sneaked into the car when I left this morning. By
the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died and swollen
up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000 leather
upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and
Bits. I learned my lesson, though. No more pets in this heat.

August 15, 2007:
The wind is awful. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer! The home air-conditioner is on the fritz, and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order the parts.

August 18, 2007:
Been sleeping outside for 3 nights now. The monthly house
payment is sky high and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come
here?

August 19, 2007:
It's 101 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today for a
cost of $900. The temperature gets down to 78 degrees, but this
freaking humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95 degrees. I hate this stupid
city.

August 20, 2007:
If another wise person cracks, 'Hot enough for ya today?' I'm
going to strangle him. By the time I get somewhere, the
radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like
baked cat!

August 21, 2007:
Tried to run some errands today. Wore shorts and sat on the
leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my butt cheeks were on fire.
I lost two layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and
butt. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried butt, and baked cat.

August 22, 2007:
The weather report might as well be a recording. Hot and sunny.
Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for
two months, and the weatherman says it might, just might, cool down next
week. To what? 95?? Doesn't it ever rain in this desert place?
Water rationing will be next, so I might as well watch $1,700 worth of
cactus and yard plants just dry up and blow into the air.
Not even cactus can live in this heat.

August 23, 2007:
Welcome to HELL!!! The temperature got to 102 degrees today.
Forgot to crack the window and blew the windshield out of the car.
The installer came to fix it and said, 'Hot enough for you today?'
My husband e had to spend the house payment to bail me out of jail!!

LONDON!!

What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here?